How do I poo?:'((((((((((((((((((((?

I forgot how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY POOP IS BEING WEIRD AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO!! I TOLD MY FATHER AND SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. I am a transvestite if that helps :D POOPPIIEEEEEEEEEEEE HURTS!!! OKAY SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. It was just a regular normalpoop day. I had some oatmeal as I usually do every morning EXCEPT WEDNESDAYS BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN I HAVE ORAGAMI LESSONS FROM EGYPTIAN GIRAFFES :/ so I was enjoying my oatmeal and my stomach started hurting so I grabbed my gameboy and ran into the bathroom to play pokemon ruby version. I TRIED TO POOP, AND I JUST FORGOT HOW. PLEASE HELP I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 6 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!